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Proprietary Fund Simulator

Fund Backtest Dashboard

Pick any combination of our 12 proprietary funds, set your allocation weights and date range, then run a simulated backtest against the S&P 500 benchmark.

1. Select Funds & Allocations
100% / 100%
🐺Wolf GrowthGrowth

High-conviction tech & growth momentum. Concentrated 20-stock portfolio.

+18.7% ann.Vol: 22%β 1.35
%
💰Alpha IncomeIncome

Dividend aristocrats + covered call overlay. Target 6% yield.

+11.2% ann.Vol: 9%β 0.65
⚡Savage MomentumMomentum

12-1 momentum factor. Long top-decile, short bottom-decile.

+22.4% ann.Vol: 28%β 1.55
%
👑Founder's ValueValue

Deep value — low P/B, high FCF yield. 3-5 year holding horizon.

+13.4% ann.Vol: 14%β 0.82
%
🌍Lloyd's MacroMacro

Global macro — rates, FX, and commodities rotation model.

+15.8% ann.Vol: 17%β 0.7
🏰UK DefensiveDefensive

UK large-cap defensives. Consumer staples, utilities, pharma.

+8.9% ann.Vol: 7%β 0.45
🚀Tech DisruptorGrowth

Early-stage tech disruptors. AI, biotech, fintech. High conviction.

+26.3% ann.Vol: 35%β 1.72
🔄Dividend EngineIncome

Dividend growth compounding. DRIP-optimised reinvestment model.

+10.3% ann.Vol: 8%β 0.58
🐾Small Cap WolfGrowth

UK & US small-cap growth. Higher alpha potential, higher risk.

+19.8% ann.Vol: 30%β 1.44
🌐Global Bond+Fixed Income

Investment-grade corporates + sovereign bonds. Inflation-linked.

+7.1% ann.Vol: 5%β 0.2
🧠Quant AlphaQuant

Machine-learning signals across 500 stocks. Factor-neutral.

+17.6% ann.Vol: 19%β 1.1
⛏️Commodities ProReal Assets

Gold, silver, energy, agriculture rotation. Inflation hedge.

+14.2% ann.Vol: 23%β 0.88
2. Date Range
3. Starting Capital
£
Selected Portfolio
🐺
Wolf Growth40%
⚡
Savage Momentum30%
👑
Founder's Value30%
The Stratton Standard 2026

We don't do 'Pump and Dumps.' We do 'Data and Dominance.' Our algorithms are transparent, our League Tables are public, and our goal is your Alpha—not our commission.

LEGAL NOTICE & RISK DISCLOSURE: Stratton Oakmont (UK) is a trading division of COLLINGHAMCO LTD (Registered in England & Wales). This platform, its content, the "Savage Signals," and all associated media—including the "League Tables" and "Simulator"—are provided for educational, entertainment, and satirical purposes only. NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE: Lloyd Collingham is not a regulated financial advisor. We do not provide personalized investment advice or handle client funds for live trading. Any "strategies" discussed are hypothetical models based on historical data. CAPITAL AT RISK: All investing involves significant risk. Past performance is not indicative of future results. You can lose all of your money. Archetype Disclosure: This site is a creative parody and modern reimagining of late-80s brokerage culture. We have no affiliation with Jordan Belfort, Stratton Oakmont Inc. (USA), or "The Wolf of Wall Street." By using this site, you agree you are capable of making your own investment decisions. © 2026 COLLINGHAMCO LTD. All rights reserved.

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