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AAPL330.32+0.32|
TSLA248.73-3.41|
NVDA875.20+12.50|
MSFT412.88+2.15|
AMZN182.30-0.87|
META509.14+5.67|
GOOGL174.92+1.44|
BRKB366.50+0.23|
JPM197.35-1.12|
V271.44+0.89|
FTSE1008412.30+23.50|
GBPUSD1.27+0.00|
GOLD2045.80+8.40|
AAPL330.32+0.32|
TSLA248.73-3.41|
NVDA875.20+12.50|
MSFT412.88+2.15|
AMZN182.30-0.87|
META509.14+5.67|
GOOGL174.92+1.44|
BRKB366.50+0.23|
JPM197.35-1.12|
V271.44+0.89|
FTSE1008412.30+23.50|
GBPUSD1.27+0.00|
GOLD2045.80+8.40|
S&P 5005,487.03▲ 0.34%·
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DOW43,521.12▼ 0.10%·
AAPL330.32▲ 1.01%·
NVDA230.86▲ 4.63%·
MSFT441.25▲ 0.43%·
AMZN201.47▼ 0.61%·
TSLA354.11▼ 2.50%·
GOOGL178.92▲ 0.53%·
META580.11▲ 1.63%·
AMD166.22▲ 1.91%·
PLTR32.44▲ 3.24%·
SPY548.70▲ 0.34%·
QQQ482.15▲ 0.57%·
VIX14.22▼ 2.13%·
BTC/USD63,422.00▲ 1.34%·
S&P 5005,487.03▲ 0.34%·
NASDAQ19,823.44▲ 0.57%·
DOW43,521.12▼ 0.10%·
AAPL330.32▲ 1.01%·
NVDA230.86▲ 4.63%·
MSFT441.25▲ 0.43%·
AMZN201.47▼ 0.61%·
TSLA354.11▼ 2.50%·
GOOGL178.92▲ 0.53%·
META580.11▲ 1.63%·
AMD166.22▲ 1.91%·
PLTR32.44▲ 3.24%·
SPY548.70▲ 0.34%·
QQQ482.15▲ 0.57%·
VIX14.22▼ 2.13%·
BTC/USD63,422.00▲ 1.34%·
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AAPL330.32+0.32|
TSLA248.73-3.41|
NVDA875.20+12.50|
MSFT412.88+2.15|
AMZN182.30-0.87|
META509.14+5.67|
GOOGL174.92+1.44|
BRKB366.50+0.23|
JPM197.35-1.12|
V271.44+0.89|
FTSE1008412.30+23.50|
GBPUSD1.27+0.00|
GOLD2045.80+8.40|
AAPL330.32+0.32|
TSLA248.73-3.41|
NVDA875.20+12.50|
MSFT412.88+2.15|
AMZN182.30-0.87|
META509.14+5.67|
GOOGL174.92+1.44|
BRKB366.50+0.23|
JPM197.35-1.12|
V271.44+0.89|
FTSE1008412.30+23.50|
GBPUSD1.27+0.00|
GOLD2045.80+8.40|
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