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AAPL319.97-8.33|
TSLA354.08-7.99|
NVDA875.20+12.50|
MSFT412.88+2.15|
AMZN182.30-0.87|
META509.14+5.67|
GOOGL174.92+1.44|
BRKB366.50+0.23|
JPM197.35-1.12|
V271.44+0.89|
FTSE1008412.30+23.50|
GBPUSD1.27+0.00|
GOLD2045.80+8.40|
AAPL319.97-8.33|
TSLA354.08-7.99|
NVDA875.20+12.50|
MSFT412.88+2.15|
AMZN182.30-0.87|
META509.14+5.67|
GOOGL174.92+1.44|
BRKB366.50+0.23|
JPM197.35-1.12|
V271.44+0.89|
FTSE1008412.30+23.50|
GBPUSD1.27+0.00|
GOLD2045.80+8.40|
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NVDA131.38▲ 4.63%·
MSFT441.25▲ 0.43%·
AMZN201.47▼ 0.61%·
TSLA328.50▼ 2.50%·
GOOGL178.92▲ 0.53%·
META580.11▲ 1.63%·
AMD166.22▲ 1.91%·
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AAPL319.97▼ 1.01%·
NVDA131.38▲ 4.63%·
MSFT441.25▲ 0.43%·
AMZN201.47▼ 0.61%·
TSLA328.50▼ 2.50%·
GOOGL178.92▲ 0.53%·
META580.11▲ 1.63%·
AMD166.22▲ 1.91%·
PLTR32.44▲ 3.24%·
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AAPL319.97-8.33|
TSLA248.73-3.41|
NVDA875.20+12.50|
MSFT412.88+2.15|
AMZN182.30-0.87|
META509.14+5.67|
GOOGL174.92+1.44|
BRKB366.50+0.23|
JPM197.35-1.12|
V271.44+0.89|
FTSE1008412.30+23.50|
GBPUSD1.27+0.00|
GOLD2045.80+8.40|
AAPL319.97-8.33|
TSLA248.73-3.41|
NVDA875.20+12.50|
MSFT412.88+2.15|
AMZN182.30-0.87|
META509.14+5.67|
GOOGL174.92+1.44|
BRKB366.50+0.23|
JPM197.35-1.12|
V271.44+0.89|
FTSE1008412.30+23.50|
GBPUSD1.27+0.00|
GOLD2045.80+8.40|
Wealth Retention Engine

Tax-Loss Harvester

Legal theft from the taxman. The Harvester finds your roadkill positions, offsets your HMRC bill, and immediately reinvests into correlated replacements so you don't miss the next pump.

Estimated Tax Savings
£1,675
By harvesting £6,980 in losses against £15,000 gains · 24% CGT rate
Unrealised Losses
-£6,980
5 positions in red
Unrealised Gains
+£14,875
3 positions in green
Your CGT Scenario (UK 2025/26)
Annual exempt amount: £3,000
£2,880
After annual exempt amount
Loss Positions — Harvest Candidates
Click to select
Winning Positions
NVDA
Semiconductors
+£9,825
+297.7%
META
Technology
+£3,290
+182.8%
AAPL
Technology
+£1,760
+30.3%
Harvest Summary
Realised gains£15,000
Losses to harvest-£6,980
Net taxable position£8,020
CGT exempt amount-£3,000
Tax without harvest£2,880
Tax after harvest£1,205
YOU SAVE£1,675
UK Bed & ISA / Bed & SIPP Rules
30-Day Same-Security Rule

HMRC's 'Bed & Breakfast' rule: you cannot repurchase the same security within 30 days. Our Harvester auto-suggests compliant replacements.

Bed & ISA Strategy

Sell in a general investment account, immediately repurchase the same stock inside your ISA. This resets your cost basis tax-free. No 30-day wait needed.

Loss Carryforward

Unused losses can be carried forward indefinitely against future gains. Register them with HMRC via Self Assessment even in years with no gain to offset.

Estimates based on 2025/26 UK CGT rates. Not financial or tax advice. Consult a qualified adviser before executing any harvest strategy. Stratton Oakmont is a trading division of COLLINGHAMCO LTD.

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