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AAPL189.45+1.23|
TSLA248.73-3.41|
NVDA875.20+12.50|
MSFT412.88+2.15|
AMZN182.30-0.87|
META509.14+5.67|
GOOGL174.92+1.44|
BRKB366.50+0.23|
JPM197.35-1.12|
V271.44+0.89|
FTSE1008412.30+23.50|
GBPUSD1.27+0.00|
GOLD2045.80+8.40|
AAPL189.45+1.23|
TSLA248.73-3.41|
NVDA875.20+12.50|
MSFT412.88+2.15|
AMZN182.30-0.87|
META509.14+5.67|
GOOGL174.92+1.44|
BRKB366.50+0.23|
JPM197.35-1.12|
V271.44+0.89|
FTSE1008412.30+23.50|
GBPUSD1.27+0.00|
GOLD2045.80+8.40|
S&P 5005,487.03▲ 0.34%·
NASDAQ19,823.44▲ 0.57%·
DOW43,521.12▼ 0.10%·
AAPL213.18▲ 1.01%·
NVDA131.38▲ 4.63%·
MSFT441.25▲ 0.43%·
AMZN201.47▼ 0.61%·
TSLA328.50▼ 2.50%·
GOOGL178.92▲ 0.53%·
META580.11▲ 1.63%·
AMD166.22▲ 1.91%·
PLTR32.44▲ 3.24%·
SPY548.70▲ 0.34%·
QQQ482.15▲ 0.57%·
VIX14.22▼ 2.13%·
BTC/USD63,422.00▲ 1.34%·
S&P 5005,487.03▲ 0.34%·
NASDAQ19,823.44▲ 0.57%·
DOW43,521.12▼ 0.10%·
AAPL213.18▲ 1.01%·
NVDA131.38▲ 4.63%·
MSFT441.25▲ 0.43%·
AMZN201.47▼ 0.61%·
TSLA328.50▼ 2.50%·
GOOGL178.92▲ 0.53%·
META580.11▲ 1.63%·
AMD166.22▲ 1.91%·
PLTR32.44▲ 3.24%·
SPY548.70▲ 0.34%·
QQQ482.15▲ 0.57%·
VIX14.22▼ 2.13%·
BTC/USD63,422.00▲ 1.34%·
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AAPL189.45+1.23|
TSLA248.73-3.41|
NVDA875.20+12.50|
MSFT412.88+2.15|
AMZN182.30-0.87|
META509.14+5.67|
GOOGL174.92+1.44|
BRKB366.50+0.23|
JPM197.35-1.12|
V271.44+0.89|
FTSE1008412.30+23.50|
GBPUSD1.27+0.00|
GOLD2045.80+8.40|
AAPL189.45+1.23|
TSLA248.73-3.41|
NVDA875.20+12.50|
MSFT412.88+2.15|
AMZN182.30-0.87|
META509.14+5.67|
GOOGL174.92+1.44|
BRKB366.50+0.23|
JPM197.35-1.12|
V271.44+0.89|
FTSE1008412.30+23.50|
GBPUSD1.27+0.00|
GOLD2045.80+8.40|
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Set your target allocation percentages. We'll calculate the exact buy and sell orders needed to get you there — instantly.

Current Holdings & Target Allocation
Target: 100.0% ✓
Ticker
Live Price
Shares Held
Current Value
Current %
Target %
$189.45
$9,473
24.6%
%
$875.20
$8,752
22.7%
%
$412.88
$12,386
32.2%
%
$197.35
$7,894
20.5%
%
Total Portfolio Value$38,505
3
Buy Orders
1
Sell Orders
0
Hold
Rebalance Trade Orders
Action
Ticker
Current Value
Target Value
Current %
Target %
Trade Required
▲ BUY
AAPL
$9,473
$9,626
24.6%
25%
+0.81 shares
+$154 at $189.45
▲ BUY
NVDA
$8,752
$9,626
22.7%
25%
+1.00 shares
+$874 at $875.20
▼ SELL
MSFT
$12,386
$9,626
32.2%
25%
-6.69 shares
$2,760 at $412.88
▲ BUY
JPM
$7,894
$9,626
20.5%
25%
+8.78 shares
+$1,732 at $197.35
Total Buy Value
+$2,760
Total Sell Value
-$2,760

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