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AAPL319.97-8.33|
TSLA354.08-7.99|
NVDA230.36-0.73|
MSFT499.70-10.30|
AMZN258.51-0.56|
META509.14+5.67|
GOOGL174.92+1.44|
BRKB366.50+0.23|
JPM197.35-1.12|
V271.44+0.89|
FTSE1008412.30+23.50|
GBPUSD1.27+0.00|
GOLD2045.80+8.40|
AAPL319.97-8.33|
TSLA354.08-7.99|
NVDA230.36-0.73|
MSFT499.70-10.30|
AMZN258.51-0.56|
META509.14+5.67|
GOOGL174.92+1.44|
BRKB366.50+0.23|
JPM197.35-1.12|
V271.44+0.89|
FTSE1008412.30+23.50|
GBPUSD1.27+0.00|
GOLD2045.80+8.40|
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AMZN201.47▼ 0.61%·
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GOOGL178.92▲ 0.53%·
META580.11▲ 1.63%·
AMD166.22▲ 1.91%·
PLTR32.44▲ 3.24%·
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AAPL319.97-8.33|
TSLA354.08-7.99|
NVDA230.36-0.73|
MSFT499.70-10.30|
AMZN258.51-0.56|
META509.14+5.67|
GOOGL174.92+1.44|
BRKB366.50+0.23|
JPM197.35-1.12|
V271.44+0.89|
FTSE1008412.30+23.50|
GBPUSD1.27+0.00|
GOLD2045.80+8.40|
AAPL319.97-8.33|
TSLA354.08-7.99|
NVDA230.36-0.73|
MSFT499.70-10.30|
AMZN258.51-0.56|
META509.14+5.67|
GOOGL174.92+1.44|
BRKB366.50+0.23|
JPM197.35-1.12|
V271.44+0.89|
FTSE1008412.30+23.50|
GBPUSD1.27+0.00|
GOLD2045.80+8.40|
Stress Testing

Historical Backtesting

Test your portfolio allocations against major historical market events. See how your strategy would have held up during the worst days.

Select Portfolio
Historical Event
Initial Investment
£100,000
Final Value
£75,635
Total Return
-24.4%
Max Drawdown
-24.4%
Portfolio Performance During 2008 Financial Crisis
Sep 2008 - Mar 2009
W1W2W3W4W5W7W8W9W10W11W13W14W15W16W17W19W20W21W22W23W25W260250005000075000100000Portfolio Value (£)
Sector Impact During Event
Financials(20%)-65.2%
Technology(30%)-45.8%
Healthcare(20%)-28.4%
Utilities(15%)-18.2%
Commodities(10%)-72.3%
Consumer Defensive(5%)-25.1%
Benchmark Comparison
Portfolio Return
-24.4%
Benchmark (S&P 500)
-48.2%
Outperformance
23.8%
Recovery Speed
~12 weeks
Key Insight

Your Balanced portfolio would have experienced losses (-24.4%), but recovered relatively quickly.

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