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Growth Marketing · Paid Retargeting

Alpha vs. Pup Retargeting Funnel

Google Display & LinkedIn retargeting campaign targeting visitors who left without converting. All assets, copy, audience specs, and pixel code ready to deploy.

Target Audience
Site Visitors
excl. dashboard & checkout
Platforms
2
Google + LinkedIn Display
Discount Hook
20% OFF
Founder — 2hr urgency
Destination
/#pricing
stratton-oakmont.online

Campaign Brief

ObjectiveRetargeting — drive upgrade conversions
AudienceVisited site, did NOT reach /dashboard or /packages
PlatformsGoogle Display Network + LinkedIn Display
Budget Rec.£15–25/day Google · £20–30/day LinkedIn
Attribution Window30-day click, 1-day view
Bid StrategyTarget CPA — £12 for Wolf Pack, £25 for Alpha Wolf
Creative ThemeAlpha vs. Pup — split visual contrast
Hook"We saw you in the Pit. But you left unarmed."
Urgency20% Founder Discount — 2 hour countdown
CTAUpgrade your Arsenal →
Landing Pagestratton-oakmont.online/#pricing
Frequency Cap3×/day Google · 4×/week LinkedIn

Funnel Logic

01

Visitor hits stratton-oakmont.online

Any page — homepage, markets, about, etc.

02

Does NOT reach /dashboard or /packages

Excluded from retargeting if they convert

03

Added to retargeting audience

30-day cookie window

04

Sees Alpha vs. Pup ad

Google & LinkedIn Display with 2hr urgency hook

05

Clicks → /#pricing

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