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Portfolio Defence

Risk Engine

Simulate 30-day portfolio drawdowns against historical market crashes. Adjust severity, stress-test sectors, and see your worst-case exposure — before the market does it for you.

Stress Severity
50% intensity
Simulated Drawdown
-55.0%
Mild CorrectionModerate StressSevere Crash
Portfolio at Risk
£27,143
estimated 30-day loss
Drawdown
-55.0%
peak to trough
Worst Single Day
-55.6%
day 26
Est. Recovery
99d
historical avg return
30-Day Drawdown Simulation — 2008 GFC
£50,000 → £22,857
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Monte Carlo — 5 Alternate Scenarios
Each path uses different volatility and timing assumptions for the same event.
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Add holdings in Portfolio Manager to see sector-level breakdown.

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2008 GFC

Global Financial Crisis. S&P -56%. Banks collapsed, credit froze.

Historical peak drawdown: -55% — your simulation is scaled to 50% severity.

Simulations are probabilistic models using historical sector correlations. Past crashes do not guarantee future patterns. Not financial advice. Capital at risk.

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