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V271.43+0.89|
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GOLD2045.89+8.40|
AAPL189.47+1.23|
TSLA248.72-3.41|
NVDA874.98+12.50|
MSFT412.81+2.15|
AMZN182.27-0.87|
META509.22+5.67|
GOOGL174.96+1.44|
BRKB366.47+0.23|
JPM197.40-1.12|
V271.43+0.89|
FTSE1008412.15+23.50|
GBPUSD1.27+0.00|
GOLD2045.89+8.40|
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TSLA248.73-3.41|
NVDA875.20+12.50|
MSFT412.88+2.15|
AMZN182.30-0.87|
META509.14+5.67|
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BRKB366.50+0.23|
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FTSE1008412.30+23.50|
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GOLD2045.80+8.40|
AAPL189.45+1.23|
TSLA248.73-3.41|
NVDA875.20+12.50|
MSFT412.88+2.15|
AMZN182.30-0.87|
META509.14+5.67|
GOOGL174.92+1.44|
BRKB366.50+0.23|
JPM197.35-1.12|
V271.44+0.89|
FTSE1008412.30+23.50|
GBPUSD1.27+0.00|
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