AAPL319.97-8.33|
TSLA248.73-3.41|
NVDA875.20+12.50|
MSFT412.88+2.15|
AMZN182.30-0.87|
META509.14+5.67|
GOOGL174.92+1.44|
BRKB366.50+0.23|
JPM197.35-1.12|
V271.44+0.89|
FTSE1008412.30+23.50|
GBPUSD1.27+0.00|
GOLD2045.80+8.40|
AAPL319.97-8.33|
TSLA248.73-3.41|
NVDA875.20+12.50|
MSFT412.88+2.15|
AMZN182.30-0.87|
META509.14+5.67|
GOOGL174.92+1.44|
BRKB366.50+0.23|
JPM197.35-1.12|
V271.44+0.89|
FTSE1008412.30+23.50|
GBPUSD1.27+0.00|
GOLD2045.80+8.40|
Risk Tools · Satirical
Spouse Approval Simulator
How many nights on the sofa will your portfolio volatility cost you? The only risk metric your Bloomberg terminal doesn't track.
Purely satirical. No financial or marital advice intended. Results may vary by spouse.
Question 1 of 5
What's your portfolio's annualised volatility?
Question 2 of 5
How often do you check your portfolio during family time?
Question 3 of 5
Your biggest single-day loss this year?
Question 4 of 5
Did you trade during the last family holiday?
Question 5 of 5
How often do you mention 'the market' at dinner?
